Cyclops's Mother Always Made Him Wear His Safety Glasses When He Rode His Bicycle
Then, it occurred to me that it would be obvious that a one-eyed kid would have to ride a Unicycle.
First task, make a Cyclops.
Second task, make a Unicycle.
Third task, put them together. It seems always, for me at least, the idea far outweighs my abilities. However, I have done this before and this time it work like it should in terms of adding the body to the bike. Also, a little wire later the unicycle was standing tall on an old cabinet door.
Fourth task, paint them up. A light layer of caulk, a layer of gesso, a layer of Titanium White and I was ready to add all the other colors.
Fifth, fix what was missing. Oddly, I did not add the something to the eyeball until after this baby was painted. The something is an eyebrow or eyebone or something but it needed to be added.
Worse for me, the sculpture lacked balance. Cyclops was centered right in the middle of the piece just like all the art made by a German, anal, librarian like me. Right away I could tell that this was going to be an issue so I wondered what I could add to break up the structure.
If a little boy was going to go for a ride on his unicycle, of course he would take his dog with him. So, that led to the question: what kind of dog would Cyclops own?
My answer was Flydo.
So after 16 hours and $50 worth of found objects, I have my piece Cyclops's Mother Always Made Him Wear His Safety Glasses When He Rode His Unicycle.
The weirdest thing about this whole process is that after thinking this would be all about the joke for me the punch line is that I have fallen in love with that damn dog.